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Simon Clayton

Simon Clayton has been a stand up comic since the summer of 1995. On stage he talks about what he is male, fat, mixed race, married, balding and anything else that currently makes him laugh. Although not necessarily in that order. He has performed nationwide with a set (20 - 45 minutes as required). He is also a very experienced compere.


Here is what some other people think of him.


"Likeable fast thinking Londoner" - London Evening Standard


"Very skilful stand up" - Time Out


"Mr Clayton"s like a bottle of HP sauce, fat, brown and fruity" - Loaded


"Simon"s natural brightness often leads to disruptive high jinks during registration" - Mr Massey, head of 6th Form, Southgate School

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